Because every now and then, it's important to play, to do something whimsical and without purpose, and to do it like it's the most important thing in the world.
That's why. And because Ranger is a fucking massive Great Pyrenees, and because Nick is awesome.
In case you need some scale, Nick is really tall
Yes, we got some strange looks at the park. Begone, gypsies! We're making art!